Teaching's Top 10

10. "We don't call them Beetle Bugs in this country" - Dawson
9. "Look boys, we need to sit quietly, ok?" -Me "We're not boys Miss Foster, we're men. See I have a mustache. I shaved it this morning. I like it when your hair grows back faster" - Dawson
8. "Please clear everything off your desk, I am looking for the table that is ready with their arms folded and voices off" - Me "Well, I'd rather not." - Cameron
7. "Dog pile on teacher" - Daniel
6. Daily stories from Rebecca, my retelling would do them no justice!
5. "It's already 8:30, and I need my caffine IV, stat!!" - Me
4. "We planned a double date, Grady will go with Lena, Cameron will go with Lindsey, and Miss Foster you get to take Dawson!" - The boys "Wow, aren't I lucky" - Me
3. "Miss Foster, I love you" (then he blew me a kiss) - Reece, and he's not even in my class.
2. "I think for our next field trip we should go to the temple. I'd really like that" - Landon
1. "Miss Foster, you and me, never gonna to happen" - Grady